But you can also download some chapters here (eventually). It'll give you a sense of just how lethally funny this deathly intense book on dying is. It will also inspire you to go out and buy it.
Here are some of the fates
you will meet inside the book, although hopefully not in
real life. Admit it: haven't you always wanted to know how
botulism kills people? And won't you be surprised to find
out that botulism, one of the most toxic substances known
to man, is part of a Botox injection? We were. And that was
just for starters. Guess what happens when you open an
envelope with anthrax, or get tetanus, or get attacked by
red fire ants, or . . .
Alligators
• Alzheimer’s Disease • Anaphylaxis • Anthrax • Arsenic •
The Bends • Black Widow Spider • Bombs • Botulism • Brain
Aneurysm • Bullet Wound • Burning At The Stake • Cancer •
Car Versus Tree • COPD • Death Cap Mushroom • Dehydration
in the Sahara Desert • Dogs • Diabetes • Drinking Binge • A
Drink of Drain Cleaner • Drowning at Sea • Drug Overdose at
a Rock Show • Ebola Virus • Executions • Falling From a
Mountain Top • Fatal Insomnia • Freezing • Gangrene •
Garrote • Going Over Niagara Falls • Great White Shark •
Guinea Worm • Hairdryer in the Bathtub • Heart Attack •
Helminth Parasites • Hemlock • Hepatitis • HIV/AIDS • Hole
In The Head • House Fire • Hunger Strike • Jumping Off A
Bridge • Knife Wound • Komodo Dragon • Lead Poisoning •
Lightning on the Golf Course • Lions, Tigers & Bears •
Meningitis • Mosquito • Natural Disasters • Nerve Gas
(Sarin) • Nuclear Explosion • Oleander • Peptic Ulcer • The
Plague • Playing Professional Sports • Pneumonia • Poison
Dart Frog • Polonium Poisoning • Pufferfish • Radiation
Exposure • Red Imported Fire Ants • Ricin • Septicemia •
Smallpox • Snakes • Space Suit Malfunction • Stampeding and
Trampling (Herd Animals) • Stroke • Syphilis • Tetanus •
Trying To Beat A Locomotive Across the Tracks •
Tuberculosis • Unscheduled Plane Landing • Working in a
Coal Mine